Alyssa, 15, I love my boyfriend Matt and I post whatever I like.

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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gudnam:

jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance

(Source: jontalbain, via joshpeck)

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t afford my recipes try Rachel Ray’s cheap ass

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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psyducked:

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

Kanye himself probably said this

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