Alyssa, 15, I love my boyfriend Matt and I post whatever I like.

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

(via phobias)

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via distraction)

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

(via phobias)

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(via distraction)

fvming:

Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

(Source: fvming, via stand)

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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(via tipslip)

hate:

*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*

(via phobias)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via orgasm)

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via hotboyproblems)

homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys dont like girls with  short hair” thats like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i dont like tomatoes”

(via humorking)

puzzols:

introducing people to your online friends

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(via gnarly)