Alyssa, 15, I love my boyfriend Matt and I post whatever I like.

n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

you:image

(via wepanicatthedisco)

patientlyy:

how can i take selfies without wanting to kill myself afterwards

(via sniffing)

officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

(via phobias)

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(via trust)

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via popped--a--molly)

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via orgasm)

parkingstrange:

coolblogr:

parkingstrange:

who wants a free hug from us??????

i rather hug a cactus

image

(Source: parkingstrange, via tipslip)